10 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate

There are many things men do that women hate. Leaving the lid off the toothpaste, or leaving the toilet seat up. However, below are ten things they hate in the bedroom, and it would benefit us to keep these in mind.

•Undressing before you are sure where the evening is headed.
It is awkward if you are standing there half naked and she is wondering why.

•Have bad hygiene!
It is a non-starter if you haven’t showered or shaved in days. Come on men, we like women to be clean and smell good, they would appreciate the same from us.

•No foreplay.
Women like foreplay before getting to the endgame. Spend some time with it because unlike us, most women take more time to get ready. Beware, don’t finish before she is halfway there.

•Ignoring everything except the big three.
Don’t just focus on between her legs, lips and her chest. Women do enjoy some exploration. Let you hands wander, and she may do the same to you.

•Hair pulling or biting.
Don’t assume women want to have their hair yanked or their nipple bit. Just because you saw it in a porno movie does not make it true.

•Surprising foreign objects.
Use your imagination and then don’t go there. Unless asked specifically, do not surprise her with a makeshift dildo. Or even the real thing.

7 Things You Should Never Tolerate in a Relationship

Every relationship needs a healthy dose of tolerance if it is going to last. However, some things are simply intolerable. They might also spell doom for the relationship. Below are the top seven things that should make you say good-bye for good to your significant other:

1) He orders for you in a restaurant.What was once an act of courtesy is now a sign of a controlling personality. Beside, who wants to never pick her salad dressing?

2) She doesn’t like your friends.
Your friends say a lot about you. Your partner not getting along with them might be a sign of bad things to come. In fact, a recent study at the University of California, Berkeley found that when a person’s significant other is welcomed by his close friends, the relationship is more likely to last.

3) He has lifestyles not hobbies.
Obsession is never a charming trait. If your significant other allows his hobbies to take over his life, there probably isn’t going to be much time left in it for you. So, tell him to put down the video game controller or pack his bags.

Husband-Wife Humor

Wife to Husband: Come help me in garden..

Husband: What do you think I am a gardener?

Wife: Come fix the toilet faucet..

Husband: What do you think I am a plumber?

Wife: Come fix the door handle..

Husband: What do you think I am a carpenter?

(The husband went out but when he came back, He saw that everything was fixed..! The garden, toilet faucet & the door handle..)

He asked his Wife who did It?