Love me while I'm still alive.

When I die, don't come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me, because those are the words I want to hear while I'm still alive.

Everything has seasons, and we have to be able to recognize when something's time has passed and be able to move into the next season. Everything that is alive requires pruning as well, which is a great metaphor for endings. ~ Henry Cloud

Never leave someone for little Misunderstandings

There was a couple who decided to end their relationship. 

Boy was not ready to accept it but he had to….....

One day boy got married……

His Ex-Girlfriend approached him and said :- 

How dare you used my favourite colour as the theme for your Wedding!!!

How dare you use my favourite flower as your Decoration!!!

How dare you to set our anniversary as your Wedding Day!!!

Naughty Joke :P

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation…

(She is speaking in a cheery voice) ‘Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye.’

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘Oh’ she replies, ‘That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.’:P