What Your Parents Do – Little Johnny

The teacher in Johnny’s school asked the class what their parents did for a living.

“Mary, what does your parents do?”

Little Mary replied, “My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse.”

“That’s very nice,” said the teacher. “Robert, what do your parents do?”

Robert proudly exclaimed, “My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!”

“That’s very nice,” said the teacher, “Johnny, what do your parents do?”

He stood up and pronounced, “My dad’s dead and my mom’s a hooker.”

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal’s office. 15 minutes later, he returned.

“Did you tell the principal what you said in class?” asked the teacher.

Johnny replied, “Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number.”

Here Are 11 Little Known Facts About Left-Handed People. The Last One Surprised Me!

Are you left-handed? Do you know a lefty? I'm right-handed and, like most people, have no trouble living in this right-handed society. Many lefties struggle though. The world just wasn't made by them for them. Yet there are some interesting facts to know about lefties...

1. Left-handed people are able to see underwater better than their right-handed counterparts.

2. Osama bin Laden, Jack the Ripper and The Boston Strangler were all left-handed.

3. The left-handed are more likely to suffer insomnia.

4. The longest words that can be typed using just the left  hand are sweater, dresses, tesserae, and decades.

5. Lefties have worse asthma and allergies than right-handed people.

6. 30 million Americans are left-handed.

This Divorced Man Wrote Some Beautiful Marriage Advice Every Man Should Read

Gerald Rogers, a psychologist who went through a tough divorce, wrote an incredible Facebook post about life, love, relationships, and divorce. He started by saying,
"After losing a woman that I loved, and a marriage of almost 16 years, here's the advice I wish I could have had..." This is his advice...

Choose love.

In the end, this is the only advice you need. If this is the guiding principle through which all your choices is governed, there is nothing that will threaten the happiness of your marriage. Love will always endure.

Don't sweat the money.

Money is a game, find ways to work together as a team to win it. It never helps when teammates fight. Figure out ways to leverage both persons strength to win.

Always grow together.

The stagnant pond breeds malaria, the flowing stream is always fresh and cool. Atrophy is the natural process when you stop working a muscle, just as it is if you stop working on your relationship. Find common goals, dreams and visions to work towards.

Let yourself be vulnerable.

You don't have to have it all together. Be willing to share your fears and feelings, and quick to acknowledge your mistakes.

Be open and transparent.

If you want to have trust you must be willing to share EVERYTHING: Especially those things you don't want to share. It takes courage to fully love, to fully open your heart and let her in when you don't know i she will like what she finds… Part of that courage is allowing her to love you completely, your darkness as well as your light. DROP THE MASK: If you feel like you need to wear a mask around her, and show up perfect all the time, you will never experience the full dimension of what love can be.