A Tomato Story


A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at a very big company.

The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor.

“You are hired.” – the employer said. ”Give me your email address, and I’ll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start.”

The man replied, “I don’t have a computer, neither an email.”

“I’m sorry,” said the employer, “if you don’t have an email , you cannot have the job.”

The man left with no hope. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket.

He then decided to go to the supermarket, bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold the tomatoes door to door. In less than two hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times and returned home with $60 USD. The man realized that he could survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and returned late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

Men Will Be Men


A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

I Am Addicted To You - A sad love story


Phone call *

Boy: Hey, baby!

Girl: Hey.

Boy: I missed you at office today. Why weren’t you there?

Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.

Boy: Oh my God, are you okay?? 
Girl: Silence

Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!! 

Girl: I . . .

Boy: You what?? YOU WHAT??? 

Girl: I have CANCER and I’m on life support. 

Boy: *breaks into tears*

Girl: They’re taking me off tonight. 

Boy: Why?? 

Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .