The best man

The best man you’ll ever have isn’t the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. He’s the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious and like a million dollars. He’s the one that makes sure you feel loved and wanted.

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father. ~ Frank Abagnale

If you want to be a real human being - a real woman, a real man - you cannot tolerate things which put you to indignation, to outrage. You must stand up. I always say to people, 'Look around; look at what makes you unhappy, what makes you furious, and then engage yourself in some action. ~ Stephane Hessel

An Old Lady Tells The Doctor About Her Gas Problem. His Solution Was Brilliant.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says :

“Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much.

My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office.

You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.

The doctor says,”I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady comes back.

“Doctor,”she says,”I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”

The doctor says,”Good !!! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”:)