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After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"..
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After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"..
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After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"..!!
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After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "WRONG NUMBER "..!!!
Wife: You had lunch?
Husband(in fun mood) : You had lunch?
Wife : I am asking You. ...
Husband : I am asking You.
Wife: You copying me?
Husband: You copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping
Husband: I had lunch.