The best type of intimacy

It’s not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back, laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others company.

Husband lost his Wife

Husband lost his Wife

Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?

Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Man: suit. I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her???

Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy,brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden
belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together…
And the man started crying….

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!