A police officer came upon a terrible wreck

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk. ”

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

“You can understand what I’m saying? ” asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

“Well, did you see this? ”

“Yes,” motioned the monkey.

Police officer : “What happened? ”

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

“They were drinking? ” asked the officer.

“Yes. ”

“What else? ”

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

“They were smoking marijuana? ”

“Yes. ”

“What else? ”

The monkey motioned “Screwing. ”

“They were screwing, too? ” asked the astounded officer.

“Yes. ”

“Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before theywrecked? ”

“Yes. ”

“What were you doing during all this? ”

“Driving ” motioned the monkey.

Personality Traits Attributed by the Birth Date.

A lot many astrological aspects attribute to your overall personality as an individual and so does the day of the month you were born on, that is- your Birth Date. Don’t confuse it with your Date of Birth, which is the date and the year of your birth. When we say ‘Birth Date’, exclude the year from it- it’s just the day of the month you were born on- first, thirty-first or whatever. Astrology maintains that the arrangement of celestial bodies varies for each day of the month and thus every celestial pattern inspires different dispositions in the individual born on that day of the month. Just read through and make out what traits of your personality have been attributed by your Birth Date.

1st : People born on the first of a month are energetic and vivacious in attitude. They view things from logical and analytical perspective. Lest some weakness should be divulged, they shrink from the display of emotions and keep them to themselves. Desire to lead is intrinsic in these people and they relish the opportunities to demonstrate their skills.

2nd : Those born the second day of a month usually display a variety of distinctive dispositions- they are often utopian, moody, sensitive and emotional, and sometimes perceptive. Such people happen to be introverts and feel uneasy when surrounded by a large group. They need to be solaced by their loved ones when caught in an affliction.

3rd : This date of birth causes an individual to be expansive and amiable in essence. Such people are having wanderlust in relationships and they are always on the move. They are blessed with superb communication skills and are adept at swaying people by virtue of their forte of communication.

4th : People born on this day of the month are systematic, meticulous and upwardly mobile. Their family is pivotal to them. They can be very obstinate once they have made a decision.

5th : 5th day of the month renders an effusive and versatile disposition to the individuals born on this day. They possess a lust for novelty and adventure, and yearn to probe the unexplored. A mundane and uneventful life turns them off and they are always on a hunt for novelty and var.

6th : Those born on the 6th day of a month are headstrong, sensitive and tender. They are doting people who revel in the responsibilities that relations bring to them. They are not deterred by adversities and show perseverance. However, their benevolence can make them prone to being swindled.