Fact of life


Fact of life: If everyone is happy with you, then surely you have made many compromises in your life. And if you are happy with everyone, then surely you have ignored many faults of others.

Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.

Life is like dancing. If we have a big floor, many people will dance. Some will get angry when the rhythm changes. But life is changing all the time.

Now it's your turn SHARE the Wisdom !

How many cats


Subject: Simple maths?

Makes sense to me!

2+2+2=7

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? …

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: No, listen carefully… If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from ?!?!?

Avery angry Johnny: Because,…. I’ve already got a f***ing cat