1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
Wife Or Wifi ( Naughty Joke )
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night. I am using when you are not present at home.
In fact I am using more than you are using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake …it’s not wife but WIFI.
I am using day and night. I am using when you are not present at home.
In fact I am using more than you are using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake …it’s not wife but WIFI.
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