31 Life Changing John Lennon Quotes

1. "Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans."
2. "Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
3. "Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it."
4. "Only by trying on other people's clothes do we find what size we are."
5. "Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It's quite possible to do anything, but not if you put it on the leaders and the parking meters. Don't expect Carter or Reagan or John Lennon or Yoko Ono or Bob Dylan or Jesus Christ to come and do it for you. You have to do it yourself."
6. "Declare it. Just the same way we declare war. That is how we will have peace… we just need to declare it."

A Night In The Bar


A NIGHT IN THE BAR:
Bartender:
Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before…

Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink
Bartender: What kind of Job?

Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
Bartender: Whats that?
Man: Its a logical thinker.
Bartender: Logical Think, what?
Man: Let me explain it with an Example.
Do you have a dog?

Bartender: Yes!