1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
Wife Or Wifi ( Naughty Joke )
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night. I am using when you are not present at home.
In fact I am using more than you are using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake …it’s not wife but WIFI.
I am using day and night. I am using when you are not present at home.
In fact I am using more than you are using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake …it’s not wife but WIFI.
If you love her
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were. ~ Richard Bach
If you love someone who is ruining his or her life because of faulty thinking, and you don't do anything about it because you are afraid of what others might think, it would seem that rather than being loving, you are in fact being heartless. ~ William Wilberforce
If you love someone who is ruining his or her life because of faulty thinking, and you don't do anything about it because you are afraid of what others might think, it would seem that rather than being loving, you are in fact being heartless. ~ William Wilberforce
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