Men Will Be Men

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...
Teacher : Wow !! What a choice...

Do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, no...

Teacher: Oh so you want her to be round and white?
Johnny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so you want her to be fair and beautiful like the moon?
Johnny: No, no...

I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!

Men will be men ..

Funny Fight between Husband & Wife

Husband: Can I hug you?

wife: No!

Husband: I will buy you Jewelery! ...

wife: No!

Husband: I will buy you a car!

Wife: Still NO.

Husband: I will take you to world trip.

wife: Still NO.

After listening all this, their kid woke up and said, "Daddy! u can kiss me, but just buy me a

bicycle please"

After A Fight...