I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Don’t dig up that garden. Let me reveal a secret. That’ s where the bodies are buried.
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police were all over the place digging up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. Next day the old man received another letter from his son.
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie