2+5, the son of a bitch is 7
3+6, the son of a bitch is 9. . .
His Mom: What are you doing?
Boy: I'm doing maths homework
Mom: this is how your teacher taught you?
Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day-
'What are you teaching my son in maths?'
Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.
Mom: you teaching them to say 2+ 2, the Son of a bitch is 4?
Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, The Sum of Which is 4 !