Doctor vs Patient

One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club, right? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.

On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.

I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.

As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.

I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back."

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.

What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now.

Today was the first day at my new job.

I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.

I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the sametime, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor"......