As I entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy birthday Boss!"
I felt special. She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there!
"You mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK", I said in a $exy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake & My wife, My parents, My kids, My friends and My colleagues.
All screaming "SURPRISE SURPRISE!"
I was waiting on the sofa, NAAKED!