I really hate two faced people

I really hate two faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

“Everyone’s true colors show eventually.”

Why does everyone have to be so two-faced?

“What matters is who stays real behind your back.”

“You’re just like a penny, two-faced and worthless.”

“Don’t trip over your own words and fall into hypocrisy.”

While you’re stabbing my back, you can kiss my behind too.

“I think I need glasses. Everywhere I look people are two-faced.”

Two-faced; It’s the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.

“Remember, there are two sides to every story. Kinda like your face!”

“Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t care.”

“People will stab you in the back and then ask why you’re bleeding.”

“Sometimes it’s not the people who change, it’s the mask that falls off.”

“Being nice to the people you don’t like isn’t called two-faced, it’s called growing up.”

“I’d rather deal with thick-faced people rather than wasting time with two-faced ones.”

“I hate people who are two faced, if you don’t like me then stop pretending like you do.”