10 Times Married and Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women

Generally women lie about their physical characteristics like their mental state, weight and age etc. However, men don’t pay much heed to their physical attributes but lie for various other reasons. Most of their lies come across dealing with the opposite sex. 

Here is what I would categorize as the top ten most frequently repeated lies that men tell to women. 

1. “I call you tomorrow”

This is one of the most common lies which men tell women. If he texts you saying this, its better that you don’t reply otherwise you will be wasting your time. Men generally say this just to avoid someone. In majority of the cases, you will see that the phone calls do not come not only for tomorrow but also for the subsequent days.

2. “She is not that pretty”

This implies that she is definitely pretty. Even in the company of their wife or girlfriends, men often ogle at other women and when their partners ask them, they just reply “she is not that pretty”. Well, majority of the women believe in their sweet talks but there are some smart ones who understands that they are not being given the due attention from their boyfriends or husband.