6 Negatives lines ,with positive meanings....!!

6 Negatives lines ,with positive meanings....!!

1.Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle :D .

2.Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name:D .

3.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. :/

4.Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them(n) .

5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but neither does juice** .

6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!! <

"Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE." :)