Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife :at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband : turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye
Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”
Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ….. GOSH…..